Trucker Tip #2
We can see what you’re doing. So if you were thinking it would be ok to ride around with no pants on because nobody could see you, I have some bad news for you. Truckers can see right down into your car. Easily in the day-time and often by your dash lights at night. We saw you refilling your bong. We saw the porno you were watching on the laptop set up in the passenger seat. We know you were swerving slightly because you were trying to reach the cooler in the passenger floorboard.
I guess the tip here is to make sure that you don’t mind whatever you’re doing in your car being witnessed by a parade of truckers. In other words, before you whip it out on the drive home make sure its worthy of admiration not ridicule. Unless ridicule is what you’re going for.
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