If we had comments

We just came off a long cross-country trip from Los Angeles to Bristol, Connecticut (home of ESPN, a message you can’t miss since it’s plastered everywhere). Our load delivers here in Bristol tomorrow morning. This has been the first time in three days that we’ve had a chance to check our site. What a surprise! We have two real, live, actual comments from someone. Hurrah! Thanks.

Now, if you look, you’ll see we’ve had three comments prior to these two. So what’s the deal? That’s easy. Two are from Hedon, posted as a joke for me. And the other, well … that’s from my mom.

I had decided while daydreaming as I drove across the country that I would write a post about if we had comments, what they might be. Now that we’ve had actual comments, you might think I’d give up this idea. Nope. Here goes:

• “Your <sic>  stupid and fat.” — MCyrusRocks
• “You made me laugh. Thanks.” — NicePerson
• “Burn in hell, spawn of Satan.” — JesusLuvsU (I’m particularly looking forward to one like this, since my unapologistic atheism has prompted this sort of reply in other forums. The incongruity always makes me laugh — like lady farts).
• “You clearly don’t know anything about driving. This trucker tip should specify that … <blah, blah, blah, ridiculous technicalities, blah, blah, blah>. — GasbagTruckerFred
• “Do you know my Uncle Bill? He’s a trucker. You might have seen him. Tell him I said hi.” SillyGurl
• “I like fat old women. Send me a pic.” — BoneyLonely