Butt Quiz or Find the Hedon
I have done lots of talking about my big old huge butt and I got to thinking that anyone who’s read my previous posts should be able to pick me out of a line-up based strictly on my butt. So I thought we’d have a little Highway Hags Quiz.
I didn’t want it to be an easy quiz that you all could answer in an instant… like… for example if I were lined up with three ordinary women. Where would the challenge be in that? And what’s a quiz unless its challenging? So I decided to make it a tough one and line myself up with three of MY peers.
The possible answers — in no particular order — are:
- Hedon in the rain going to fetch even more Diet Coke from a truck stop
- Dancing Hippo from Fantasia
- The Venus of Dolni Vestonice fertility statue
- Ursula the Sea Witch from The Little Mermaid
Ok. Are you ready? Match the answer above with the correct picture. Good luck. Here you go:
Hedon? Dancing hippo?
Hedon? Ursula?
Hedon? Ancient fertility symbol?
Hedon? Evil sea witch?
I won! I know who it is!
And I have to say, I’d much rather look like the Venus of Dolni Vestonice than Venus of Willendorf.
That fertility thing is pretty hot!