Comments on: Don’t hate the player

By: renalfailure

renalfailure — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 06:00:23 +0000

I played the hell out of Final Fantasy III (actually VI) on the Super Nintendo, and it’s still the best one they ever made.

I am seriously considering getting a Playstation 3 just to get Street Fighter IV, because fighting games like that are my bag. And it’s got my favorite fighter ever in it, Cammy. She’s the been the bomb for years.

By: Stace

Stace — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 01:21:50 +0000

Hooker Tetris. I can see it. You’d put a hooker with big boobs on top of a hooker with a big ass, front to back so they’d fit together. Yeah, and a hooker with big hair could go in between the legs of the hooker with her legs spread. This could work. I’ll send an e-mail to Big Fish Games.

One of my favorite games of all times was “Theme Park,” later called “Roller Coaster Tycoon.” You are in control of a theme park, setting up rides, and stores to stiff your customers, and there’s these funny mascots that you can pay to run around and act like idiots, and janitors to clean up the puke that the peeps spew all over the sidewalks at the end of the rides. Fun stuff.

And the company that made “Romance of the Three Kingdoms” and other strategy games was KOEI. I miss them so much.

By: Betsey

Betsey — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 05:33:18 +0000

The way I figure it, is if they had a Tetris like game but where you stacked up dead hookers in different angles, then you’d be good to go. Especially if they were hungry dead hookers.

right?

Am I right?

By: Decorina

Decorina — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 15:59:32 +0000

Haaaa. One word: Adventure.

We found this “interactive fiction” game on a CAD computer at the architectural firm I worked for in 1982! No graphics, just a black and white screen with words. I didn’t play games again until a couple of years ago.

There was a part in Adventure where you had to cross a bridge while carrying treasure. There was a bear on the other side – he ate you every time until you figured out that you had to feed him. Then he would let you pass. Those were the good old days.

The computer only recognized 2 word commands. Take object, drop object, etc. I sound like such a fogey.

I don’t like the current games much – and I’m with you the time management ones are best. Hate the ones where you have to search through a complicated scene and find crap. My eyesight isn’t up to it anymore and I find it tedious as hell.

I’m with you Hedon – I want a game with load planners, idiot dispatchers and consignees with no sense of humor (or toilets for drivers – Home Depot comes to mind). I found a game where you supposedly “drive a big truck” but all I could do with it (I have no controller so I had to use a keyboard) was run over the same fence…

By: sheila

sheila — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:53:36 +0000

Ahhhh, Zelda was a great friend of mine back in the day. Back in the day before I had kids. lol. Zelda got me through my first pregnancy. Kept me up a lot at night, but also was ‘there for me’ after the baby was born and I was up at midnight and couldn’t go back to sleep.

Zelda…and Spelunker (is that how you spell that?) That little cave dweller. Ahhhhh, good times, great memories. Now my kids play. I can only watch, as that addiction is not one I want to revisit. lol