Do yourself a favor

2009 September 10
by Hedon

Ok… I don’t usually do this. Well I never do this. Especially since she’s already on our list of favorite blogs, but I’ve got to give a big old heads up about the best humor blog on the internet. If you have even a little tiny bit of interest in politics, do yourself a favor and go check out Blanca DeBree’s Blog. You’ll find priceless nuggets like:

“…However there is another state’s right we Republicans are pretty fond of. Ironically it is one, which Michael Steele would probably not be too keen on. But since Mikey opened up the door, I think it is high time that we undo a terrible injustice and let states decide for themselves whether or not people like me can own people like Michael Steele…”  — It’s State’s Rights, Baby


“But she is still right. Homeless should be all disheveled living in refrigerator boxes and completely destitute without any connection to the outside world with no hope of ever leaving the streets for a better life. That is what compassionate conservatism is all about.” — The Homeless are too Damn Rich to be Homeless


“There will be time for celebration when have effectively killed healthcare–reform or otherwise–by convincing inbred, racist, retarded hillbillies that healthcare will mean the government will have death squads coming into their snake handling churches and dragging them off to resettlement and reeducation camps.  We have a lot of work ahead of us to trick the Greatest Generation into killing their grandchildren’s futures.  We need to keep the Palins and Hannitys going at full steam to convince those without healthcare, that healthcare is bad.” — The Liberal Lion Dies


“These brave souls who are shielding their children are the same brave souls who are refusing to fill out the 2010 Census, because it will be used to round them up when the FEMA camps are built next to Area 51 right down the street from the largest Big Foot herd.  Sure, the most conservative areas of the country will lose funding, representation, and prestige, but it is a small price to pay for freedom.” — Barack Obama to Indoctrinate our Children

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  1. 2009 September 10

    I love it when you guys are on holiday and post nearly every day. Also, fantastic recommendation – I might finally learn something about American politics that I can understand/stomach. She definitely goes on my reader.

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