Random angry thoughts

2009 November 15
by Hedon

I had no idea that we could simply post random angry thoughts. That’s why I barely posted last month. I was too pissed off most of the month to put together a coherent post. But now that Stace has broken the ice with her random angry post I reckon I can do the same…

Man, I hate blueberries. I mean they look all juicy and yummy and tasty but I just don’t like the flavor. I don’t like them in pancakes, muffins or pie. As a matter of fact blueberry is about the only pie I don’t like. Ugh!

What’s up with ants? I mean I realize y’all have to make a living and all, but why my house? I know for a fact that our house is cleaner than any of our neighbors’ houses so go on over there for god’s sake.

That Tyra Banks… I mean one week she’s telling those little model girls that they need to “look more fierce” then the next week she sends them home cause they needed to be soft and vulnerable. And “smizing” I mean honestly. Ugh!

TWMNBN…  yeah, TWMNBN… man I hate them… well I suppose I would still hate them if we hadn’t quit our jobs this week!!! That’s right — we quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit! We quit!

Muah ha ha ha!! I am giddy with pure unadulterated joy. I’m so giddy that I can’t even get it together enough to post much about the details… hopefully Stace will post the details later. Suffice to say that they finally pushed us too far. I don’t know… I guess they really did think we were some sort of indentured servants that had no choice but to bow and scrape and bend over and take everything they wanted to fling at us. Well that’s bullshit — see ya TWMNBN.

8 Responses
  1. 2009 November 15
    Anonymous permalink

    Yeah, last month I finally quit the job that asked me to bend over once too often, and it feels fine! Good on you, and all the best!

  2. 2009 November 15
    limericc permalink

    Congratulations. Most certainly their loss. Now go out there and get your own truck!!

    I hate ants too, lol, but I love blueberries.
    LOL, on the bottom of the page where it makes you type in two words in order to post your comment………. The two words were

    Trucks smells, LOL

  3. 2009 November 16

    omg!….well, can’t say that i blame you….i do it in my head at least once a day…i wonder sometimes how long it will be before that thought just rolls right down my tongue and out of my mouth for real…….brad and i are gonna miss looking for you in a truck that mirrors ours so let us know what to keep an eye out for now…..we love you guys and wish ya all the best….

  4. 2009 November 16

    Congratulations! I hope you guys get your own truck soon!

  5. 2009 November 17
    Belledog permalink

    Wow. Wishing you some good home time and easier trails soon.

    captcha: emerges emotion-charged

  6. 2009 November 20
    Belledog permalink

    Thinking on the quitting: the last time you were between jobs, you acquired and paper-trained Maggie.

    Could another beagle be in the future? In addition to a new truck that you will WANT to wash?

    Just wondering. Some pet out there might be about to get real lucky.

  7. 2009 November 20

    Hedon, I hate blueberries, too. Once dated a guy from Vermont who, I think, dumped me for saying that I thought they tasted like…nothing. Except maybe little bits of blue kitchen sponge. Yecccch, no thanks.

    But really – CONGRATULATIONS! I know how good it feels to quit a hated job. I’m so happy for you – and with the other poster above, let me know what to look out for you driving next.

    Yay!

  8. 2009 November 20
    Marcus permalink

    Lol I heard all of this when y’all were home. Just be thankful its ants…The mice infestation is turning into that movie with Nathan Lane if you come home and the house isn’t standing you’ll know your crazy landlords lost it. Take care.

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